First of all, I know we don't even make the playoffs, much less make it to the Series, without Chad Qualls, Dan Wheeler, and Brad Lidge.

BUT COULD THEY FREAKING SUCK ANY MORE IN THE BIGGEST GAME OF THEIR LIVES?

Wheeler can't throw strikes, Qualls throws a batting-practice pitch to Konerko, and Lidge throws fastballs right down the middle to both Uribe and no-regular-season-HRs Scott Podsednik. Good Lord.

Nice comeback, offense, good hit Viz, and great slide Burke. Too bad the bullpen channeled Dan Miceli and gave this game to the White Sox.