Note to self:

Learn how to play the violin
Learn Italian
Grow hair out
Act incredibly passionate when playing said violin
Bow incredibly low at end of playing said violin

...and get all the ladies. I mean it. All of them. It was incredible - you should have seen this guy. Chick magnet.

Oh, and more Carlos Beltran love:

The dude is 26.
He's a switch hitter who is actually good from both sides.
He's tremendous defensively (+13 Cedeno number).
He has one of the highest SB% success rates OF ALL TIME.

And yes, I was a little drunk when I made my last post, which explains why I couldn't find the apostrophe key. Now I got it. It's hidden up by the '2'.

Ciao.