Note to self:
Learn how to play the violin
Grow hair out
Act incredibly passionate when playing said violin
Bow incredibly low at end of playing said violin
...and get all the ladies. I mean it. All of them. It was incredible - you should have seen this guy. Chick magnet.
Oh, and more Carlos Beltran love:
The dude is 26.
He's a switch hitter who is actually good from both sides.
He's tremendous defensively (+13 Cedeno number).
He has one of the highest SB% success rates OF ALL TIME.
And yes, I was a little drunk when I made my last post, which explains why I couldn't find the apostrophe key. Now I got it. It's hidden up by the '2'.