Fantasy baseball's right around the corner! Hot damn! And I, for one, cannot wait. JT is already talking smack, telling me how much research he's going to do, but I don't need no stinkin' research, 'cause I already know it all. Here's a question: who do you take now?

1) Alex Rodriguez
2) Alfonso Soriano
3) Albert Pujols

4) Your pick

Is the answer:

A) Barry Bonds
B) Vladimir Guerrero
C) Mark Prior
or D) I don't care, write more non-baseball articles!

The answer, of course, is E) JT is a jackass, 'cause he's gonna have the pick right before me and RIP ME UP REPEATEDLY! Dammit.

Time to go outside.