The I-can't-believe-they-were-All-Stars team:

C Ramon Hernandez
1B Dmitri Young
2B Luis Castillo
3B Troy Glaus
SS Rafael Furcal
OF Hideki Matsui
OF Rondell White
OF Carl Everett
DH Jason Varitek

SP Roger Clemens
SP C.C. Sabathia
SP Shawn Chacon

RP Lance Carter
RP Mike MacDougal
RP Armando Benitez

And the All-Star MVP:

RP Mike Williams (with an ERA over 6.00)

These guys don't even make a good fantasy team.

I also like that Atlanta and St. Louis accounted for 6 of the NL's 8 starting position players.